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The Battleship

by Nick Vasic

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nickvasic Even though it's not the first album I've released, this feels like a first album. The reason I say this is because it feels more complete and it also tells a story I've been telling since August 2008 which was when I started creating the story with my brother Alex. I started recording the album itself 10 years later in July 2018 as well as some tracks from previous albums. Favorite track: In The Battleship.
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1.
Hello my name is Nick Vasic. I’m workin’ in the sewer. No guests are allowed, only employees. I’m an employee, so I can work in the sewer. When there’s something dirty, I just clean it up. I keep us safe here from the sewer monster. Workin’ in the sewer, only employees allowed. No guests allowed, not even one guest. Workin’ in the sewer, I’m an employee. No guests are allowed, workin’ in the sewer. Only employees allowed, no guests are Allowed in the sewer, workin’ in the sewer. It’s against the rules about guests coming in the sewer. Workin’ in the sewer. Workin’ in the sewer. Workin’ in the sewer. Workin’ in the sewer. No guests are allowed, workin’ in the sewer. Only employees allowed, no guests are Allowed in the sewer, workin’ in the sewer. It’s against the rules about guests coming in the sewer. Don’t to the sewer guests, only employees! Or I’ll come to you, and beat you up. And then you’ll cry like a big baby, And then I’ll leave you there until you, get up! I keep us safe here from the sewer monster. Workin’ in the sewer, only employees allowed. It’s a shame guest, how do you feel now? Don’t come back to the sewer, forever! No guests are allowed, workin’ in the sewer. Only employees allowed, no guests are Allowed in the sewer, workin’ in the sewer. It’s against the rules about guests coming in the sewer.
2.
Bus Ride 02:00
I’m riding on a bus now. I’m riding on a bus now. It’s a bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. It’s a bus ride. It’s getting close to my stop. It’s almost at my bus stop And the bus has just stopped right now But it wasn’t at my bus stop. Now the next stop is my bus stop. I am right now getting up from my seat. And the bus just stopped now, And the driver opened the doors now. It’s a bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. It’s a bus ride. I’m getting off the bus now. I just got off the bus now. It’s a bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. It’s a bus ride. I’m walking to my house now. I am walking to my house right now. I’m walking to my house now. I am walking to my house right now. I just got to my house now. So I can do what I want to do. I am in my house now. I am in my house now. It’s a bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. Bus ride. It’s a bus ride.
3.
I like turkey burgers. I like turkey burgers. They’re awesome. They’re the best food in the world. They're, they're, they're, they're. I like turkey burgers. I like turkey burgers. They’re awesome. They’re the best food in the world. They’re better than pizza. Turkey burgers are better than anything. It’s like underwater, That you can food in there. I like turkey burgers. They’re awesome. I like turkey burgers. I like turkey burgers. They’re awesome. They’re the best food in the world. They’re better than pizza. Turkey burgers are better than anything. You know it’s like underwater that you can food in there. I like turkey burgers. They’re awesome.
4.
I’m singing To this song. I’m singing To this song. And the flute is playing right now. And the flute is playing right now. I broke the fourth wall. Broke the fourth wall. I broke the fourth wall. Broke the fourth wall. I’m singing To this song. You’re hearing To my voice. And the flute is playing right now. And the flute is playing right now. I broke the fourth wall. Broke the fourth wall. I broke the fourth wall. Broke the fourth wall. I’m singing To this song. You’re hearing To my voice.
5.
I couldn’t think of a title for this song, And I don’t have a theme to this. Wait, the theme for this song is about Running out of ideas for a song. So it’s 4:40 in the morning I wrote this lyric, And I broke the fourth wall again. But that doesn’t matter because, This is a song you are hearing right now, And I couldn’t think of anything meaningful. So here comes a short instrumental break I guess, So I can come back with some more lyrics For this song unless if you don’t want to hear it. So I think I should take a break for a while, So I can go eat something, or have a drink of water, Or both, or maybe something like that. Maybe it can be something else. Who knows? I don’t. It’s now 4:45am when I wrote this lyric, And I really don’t have anything to say right now. So I’m just going to say random words That pop out of my head. Hey there, I’m just relaxing, And I’m from my home. This was written during that outbreak Around St. Patrick’s Day. I had to re-write most of the lyrics in this verse, And the next lyric was written before 5am. Okay, I think I’m gonna stop rapping, And end this song, So we can go on with our life, and enjoy it.
6.
Banana, banana, banana, banana. Hello, hi, greetings. Today my fingers have decided to stop working! Ever since it started, I have been staying home more often. It has been almost 2 months in, And I feel more isolated even though I have been active. I tried to write this song for months now. Every time I tried to write it, it just fails each time it happens. But, you’re hearing it right now, and I’ve created this world. Me and my brother created it about 12 years ago. Now, we have 3 people on the loose! We caught one of them because he broke into people’s homes, And stole all of their stuff! He told us he is twin brother of the main villan we are after, And he works for that guy. So we arrested his twin brother, and put him in prison. He looks very similar to our target, but not entirely. How come? Because, there are differences between them.
7.
I am the french bandit. I’ve come to steal your goods and kill you all. There is a bandit Who invaded our ship, And he is on the loose. We need to stop him, and get answers from him Like his name, who sent him here, and stuff like that. So we better stay focused on the bandit, And find him around the ship Because he’s doing something fishy that we don’t like. We just found him and he has a gun. He says he’s the French bandit. He says wants to steal our goods and kill us all. We don’t want that to happen so we should stop him now, And catch him before it’s too late Because he might very greedy. So we should stop him right now. We must stop him now, And we must arrest him. We must stop him. We must stop him. We just caught him. We got the answers we needed. He says his name is John, And he claims that he’s from France. He says he hates our country, And he says that his is better. But I disagree. He says T.M.N. sent him here to try and destroy my life. I’ve stopped T.M.N. before and I can do it again. Later on, the French bandit took the goods, and tried to escape. But unfortunately, we caught him again, and put him in prison. I’m pretty sure that he will no longer be able to escape because The security there will make sure that he, doesn’t do it again. We have just stopped him, And we have caught him. We have caught him. We have caught him.
8.
Short 00:17
This is a very short song. I barely have lyrics to it. I think I should end the song. So let’s end it right now.
9.
Toy Seal 01:55
There’s a seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal. There’s a toy seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal. There’s a toy seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal. There’s a toy seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal. There’s a toy seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal. There’s a toy seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal. I know this isn’t Part of the story But when it landed on my piano I wrote this song. So here’s a toy seal sitting on my piano, but that doesn’t matter because it’s just a toy seal.
10.
Alright folks, let’s go back to work and find him. We are in the battleship. We are in the battleship. We shoot bad guys And we solve crime. There is a dangerous man. He won’t tell is his name. He said he can push people off him But we think that’s a lie. We already caught his two minions. They were easy to catch. Besides that we tracked him down. We know where he is. We are in the battleship. We are in the battleship. We shoot bad guys And we solve crime. Let’s get off the ship and find him now. He might be in disguise. Such as garbage, doors, and stairs. It can be anything. The track meter just located him. He’s inside a house. I think we should go inside it. Then arrest him.
11.
Mr. Stairs 02:31
Mister Stairs, Why won’t you let people go up you? You know they did nothing. You know they did nothing. Mister Stairs, Why do you push people off you? They really mean no harm. They really mean no harm. Mister Stairs, You pushed a kid off you When he was almost at the top of the second floor, And you killed him. Mister Stairs, Why won’t you let people go up you? You know they did nothing. You know they did nothing. Mister Stairs, Why won’t you let people go up you? You know they did nothing. You know they did nothing. Mister Stairs, Why won’t you let people go up you? You know they did nothing. You know they did nothing. Mister Stairs, Why won’t you let people go up you? You know they did nothing. You know they did nothing.
12.
One day I wanted to go to a pyramid In Egypt to experience it. I went inside the pyramid And saw a mummy trying to attack me. Let’s go in the pyramid so we can experience Egypt. Experience Egypt. Experience Egypt. Experience Egypt. Experience! Let's go in the pyramid so we can experience Egypt. I tried to runway from the mummy. I think I’m experiencing Egypt. How long is it taking to get the exit of this pyramid. I finally made it to the exit alive. Let’s go in the pyramid so we can experience Egypt. Experience Egypt. Experience Egypt. Experience Egypt. Experience!
13.
The Mirror 02:16
You have put me through a lot of stuff And now it’s time for you to say goodbye. What the freak are you talking about? I hope it’s now what I think it means. I don’t want you here to control me. You always used to make me do bad things. I want you to get in this mirror. No way I don’t need to hear from you. I snapped my fingers, And he got trapped in the mirror. I snapped my fingers, And he got trapped in the mirror. Why is it raining hard? Am I in medieval times? No wait I’m in another planet I want to get out of this. I think Nick’s in medieval times. I don’t know that’s just a guess. I think Nick’s in medieval times. I don’t know that’s just a guess. I know I trapped him in the mirror. But I think I’m in medieval times. I know how to get out of this past. But I need to find the time machine. Can you help me find the time machine? I need to know where I can find it. Can you help me find the time machine? I need to know where I can find it.
14.
You know, we’re in medieval times, Seeing the knights fighting each other for no reason. We should get out of this old world, And go back to today’s reality. I just don’t even know why we are here. I want to get out of this old world. Do you know where the time machine is? So I can get back to today’s reality. I just don’t even know why we are here. I want to get out of this old world. Do you know where the time machine is? So I can get back to today’s reality. You know, we’re in medieval times, Seeing the knights fighting each other for no reason. We should get out of this old world, And go back to today’s reality. I finally got out of this old world. I’m now back in today’s reality, Doing what I usually do, Writing songs and performing at concerts. I finally got out of this old world. I’m now back in today’s reality, Doing what I usually do, Writing songs and performing at concerts.
15.
Explosion 02:02
We are waiting for the explosion From the volcano because we’re near it. We are, Waiting, For the, Explosion. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. We are waiting, For the explosion, From the volcano, Because we are near it. We are waiting for the explosion From the volcano because we’re near it. We are, Waiting, For the, Explosion. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
16.
One day for a couple of minutes, I went to a bus Where they had a cool display with a smoke, And a dark house To make it Smell like there’s a fire in a house. Smokey rooms are very smokey. Smokey rooms smell bad. Smokey rooms can possibly kill you If you stay there For a very long time. Smokey rooms smell like cigarettes Which they can kill you. Smokey smokey smokey rooms. Smokey smokey rooms. Smokey smokey smokey rooms. Smokey smokey rooms. Smokey, Smokey smokey rooms. Smokey rooms are very smokey. Smokey rooms smell bad. Smokey rooms can possibly kill you If you stay there for a very long time. Smokey rooms Smell like Cigarettes which they can kill you. Smokey rooms are very smokey, If you stay there for a very long time. Smokey rooms are bad. Smokey rooms are not cool. Smokey rooms Are not what you think they really are. Smokey rooms are very smokey. Smokey rooms smell bad. Smokey rooms are not cool. Smokey rooms are bad. Smokey rooms are very warm. Smokey rooms are not cold.
17.
He is gone now. He is gone now. He tried to hurt me But I have stopped him. He won’t hurt you So you will be safe. You won’t be harmed Because he is gone now. He is gone now. He is gone now.
18.
The Sequel 01:13
You might be thinking, “Nick, why are you playing the same song again on piano. You just finished it on the previous track of the album.” Let me tell you something. These are just the chords of that song. The lyrics you’re about to hear Are different then the one I did before this. This song is called “The Sequel”. Here we go. I thought of this In the shower. I’m done With this story. So let’s go To the next song.
19.
This type of song is really very catchy. This type of Song is really very catchy. I can dance to this type of song all day. Because this Song is really very catchy. I can dance to this song everyday. I know you can dance to this Song all day too boy. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. This type of song is really very catchy. This type of Song is really very catchy. This type of song is really very catchy. This type of Song is really very catchy. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I am dancing to this song now. I can dance to this type of song all day. Because this Song is really very catchy. I can dance to this song everyday. I know you can dance to this Song all day too boy.
20.
This is a ball, this is a ball, This is a ball, this is a ball, This is a ball, this is a ball, This is a ball, this is a ball. This is a ball, this is a ball, This is a ball, this is a ball, this is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a crystal ball I’m holding in my hand. I also have baseballs, bowling balls, handballs, basketballs. I also have soccer balls which is also called footballs in countries that isn’t in America. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. The only sport in Wii Sports that don’t have a ball is boxing. And I also play bowling games such as Gutterball 1 and 2, AMF Bowling Pin Busters, AMF Bowling World Lanes, and many more. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. This is a ball. I have 2 balls. I have 2 balls. The song will end. It will end soon. I’ll finish it. Let’s end it now.
21.
Here is my crystal ball, and it says a lot of things. It can be good fortunes, or love fortunes, Or evil fortunes. Here is my crystal ball, It could be saying “don’t look behind you”. Here is my crystal ball, and it says a lot of things. It could be saying one thousand fortunes, Or a big one million fortunes. It could be saying fortunes forever, Like infinity fortunes. It can help you with your problems, Because that’s what fortunes are for. Here is my crystal ball, Let’s do these piano notes. Let’s go! Yeah! Here is my crystal ball, and it says a lot of things. Here is my crystal ball, Let’s do an instrumental break. Here is my crystal ball, and it says a lot of things. It could say random fortunes, sex fortunes, Or inappropriate fortunes. Here is my crystal ball, and it says a lot of things Here is my crystal ball, and it says a lot of things.

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This album is about a man who having a normal day until he pushed a button on a device he found on his bedroom floor that looked like a Gamecube set. When he pushed it, his whole room including him paused, and some weird sounds started playing. After that was over, he suddenly became a captain of a battleship who has a crew that's trying to solve a case that involves 3 criminals. 2 of them are the minions of the 3rd villan who's techically a psychopath not that Nick Vasic is one because this album is a concept album. This main villain is mostly known as "Mr. Stairs" and "Troublemaker Nick" but he hasn't told us his real name. The first minion of the main villain is his twin brother and a French bandit who invaded their ship. Those 2 were easy to catch. After the song "Mr. Stairs", the guy tries to escape this fake reality by talking to the person who caused this but that suddenly didn't work. So later on, he snaps his fingers and trapped "Mr. Stairs" in the mirror but he got transferred to medieval times. Once he found a time machine in medieval times, he got back to reality where he belongs, or that's what he thought. So he ran out of ways to escape so he decides to wait for a miracle. Then there was an explosion and the place he was at was in fire. So he ran out of the place and there was a lot of smoke coming out of it. It reminded him of the simulation thing he experienced in real life where there a bus or some sort of vehicle-related simulation where it gave a similar experience of what to do when there's a fire in a house. When you go inside the vehicle, it was dark. He remembered he wasn't in there alone which was good. He later found the troublemaker who caused this madness and fought him in a battle. The main character won and the main villain disappeared resulting in the song "He's Gone Now". In the next song, Nick (a.k.a. Me who's typing this whole description who also recorded this album) decides to end the story and write songs about something that makes him feel good. The song "The Sequel" came of an idea Nick though of in the shower. In the song "Dancing To This Song", Nick sing about a song that makes him want to dance which is that song. In the next song "The Ball Song", Nick sings about balls he has at home, and that he also plays bowling games such as the Gutterball game franchise and AMF Bowling Pinbusters 1 & 2. In the last song called "Here's My Crystal Ball", it's about his crystal ball and crystal balls say a lot of fortunes about any topic. Nick usually ends his concerts with the last song on this album which is "Here's My Crystal Ball".

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released June 15, 2020

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Nick Vasic

HULLO, my name is Nick Vasic. I purposely spelled "hello" that way because it's kind of a catchphrase on the internet. Anyway, I make different types content such as music, videos, films, series, etc. I've been making them since 2005 which was when I started. On here, you will find my albums. It's not all of them because my entire discography is on YouTube. ... more

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