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NO UNIVERSAL AD!
00:57
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(By the power of the magic of YouTube, it’s gonna come up right purpin now. Well would you look at that? NO UNIVERSAL AD!)
No Universal ad! Why are you even here?
I’m trying to perform a song! But you interrupted me!
You say all the ads are coming! Well, I don’t want them here!
So, take the ads somewhere else! I have a lot of work to do!
ALL THE ADS ARE COMING! ALL THE ADS ARE COMING! ALL THE ADS ARE COMING! ALL THE ADS ARE COMING!
(All the ads are coming.)
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Baked Beans
03:27
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This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
You know that the fireworks are going.
Tra la la la la la la la loo.
Here comes a loo, here comes a C.
I’ll tell you that verse will end very soon.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
This isn’t treasure, it’s baked beans.
You might or might not know where it came from.
I’ll tell you it’s a funny scene.
If you ask me where the quote came from
I will most likely answer your to question.
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Jokes
00:25
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(Super Mario, tomorrow at 7)
Do you want to hear a joke? (No.)
Do you want to hear my joke? (No!)
Do you think it’s time for a joke? (NO!)
Do you think I should leave now? (YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!)
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(I’m in the sink or I’m in the invisible bathroom. Some type of bathroom, I have to wash my hands.)
(I’m in the sink.)
I’m in the sink or in invisible bathroom.
Yes that’s what I just rapped.
Foof, foof, foof, bathroom.
Purpin, purpin, purpin foofroom.
Theeeeeee toilet lead to the wiggly bay hole. (Yuck)
So next time you poop or pee in the toilet,
Make sure that you don’t wind up in the sink
Or an in invisible bathroom.
So drink drink and gulp gulp your wateria
And you won’t get diarrhea. (Ay ay!)
Someone is scratching his or her butt.
Ooooooooooo poop.
Ooooooooooo pee.
Ooooooooooo poop.
Ooooooooooo pee.
Ooooooooooo soap.
Ooooooooooo poop on Carl.
Doo doo on the toilet with towels.
Pee pee on the toilet with soap
On a rope with a comb.
I’m going to find a new home because
I couldn’t find the bathroom in the bathroom in the sink. Ay Ay!
I farted and I pooped today for real.
When I say bath, you say room.
Nananananananana Batman.
When I say sing, you say sank.
Sink. (SUNK!)
(NOOOOOO, you’re supposed to say llama lamp!)
(I thought it was sank!)
(Yeah, so did I.)
So don’t eat baked beans on Thanksgiving or Chrim day.
(I’m sorry women.)
(The End!)
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More Than 24 Hours
03:14
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I was up for more than 24 hours when I started writing this song.
I felt so tired.
I can stay awake for until morning in a call
With my friends.
Did you know that I heard he was the original purpin?
Maybe you did.
I was up for more than 24 hours.
Let’s change the key.
A Minor chord, C Major chord. A Minor chord, C Major chord.
A Minor chord, C Major chord. I am speaking musical language.
This is a different part of the song. Let’s go back to the original key.
I am certainly on my way to the wiggly bay hole.
10 strokes? Yuck.
I am really so tired that I can’t think of other words to say.
So I will just repeat words.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
I was up for more than 24 hours. I was up for more than 24 hours.
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Words
02:02
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Words. Ah, words.
Words. Oh, words.
Maybe words. Just words.
Words. Words.
Only words. Yes, words.
Words. Ah, words.
Oh, words. Yeah, words.
I got words. A few words.
Just words. That is correct. Words.
Only words. Words.
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I just finished eating dinner, now I have nowhere else to go.
I’ve got to run and escape because I’ve been trapped in this temple.
Which direction should I take? Maybe I’ll go to the middle path.
I’m now running through the temple trying to find a way out of here.
Am I going in the right direction? I’m not sure where I am right now.
I don’t see anyone here. Maybe this temple is abandoned and cursed.
I think I am losing my mind, maybe this place is not really real.
I assume I am in a deep sleep. If so, then I want to wake up now.
I have just found many more paths; I will just go to the one on the right.
I have a feeling that this is correct. Maybe I’ll finally get out of here.
I just saw someone run past me; I think that person is lost as well.
I feel like this is taking forever, I’m going to drink some water now.
I hope we’re almost at the end, I don’t want to be here for eternity.
I see a light very far from me, I hope that it’s what I think I see.
I think I just found the exit. I need get there as fast as I can.
I’m about to go through the door, so that way this song will be done.
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FOOF
00:27
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(Drinking water is very healthy. Don’t forget to eat food as well.)
Ooooooooooooooohhhhh
I just remembered something. Oh I just remembered something.
I just remembered something, and that thing was…FOOF!
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(Do you wanna hear something funny? I’ll tell you something funny. *breathes* You know what, I will not tell you something funny. I’ll sing you a song about something funny.)
Here comes a funny quote that my friend said.
It was so funny that we laughed our heads off.
So, I hope you stay tuned for what he spoke to me.
So, you must be patient and see what I mean.
Sorry I’m not giving you the quote right away.
This is how I wrote the instrumental track.
I assume you’re eager to know what the quote is.
So, I will tell you what the quote really said.
The good life.
I’m not sure what you said.
Watching crackers and eating TV. There’s nothing better.
Did you say, “watching crackers”?
“Watching crackers and eating TV.”
Is that what you said?
Yes, that’s what I said.
That’s a quote.
The quote was so funny that we laughed hard.
(Wow) We laughed so much,
And had a great time.
(A clip from a YouTube livestream I did that this song based on)
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Nick Vasic
HULLO, my name is Nick Vasic. I purposely spelled "hello" that way because it's kind of a catchphrase on the internet. Anyway, I make different types content such as music, videos, films, series, etc. I've been making them since 2005 which was when I started. On here, you will find my albums. It's not all of them because my entire discography is on YouTube. ... more
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