1. |
Ridin' on a Bus
05:26
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Section 1 - Arriving:
We are arriving.
A bunch of sound effects.
We have arrived.
Section 2 - The Deceiver:
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a school bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a school bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a school bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a school bus.
Spoken: I think I should take a city bus instead of a school bus since I ride school buses anymore.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a city bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a city bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a city bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a city bus.
Spoken: Okay, how about we sing about riding on a coach bus since I rode those before city buses and after school buses.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a coach bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a coach bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a coach bus.
Ridin’ on a bus, ridin’ on a coach bus.
Spoken: I think I should sing about another vehicle instead of buses. How about a car since I ride those a lot and I still ride those.
Ridin’ in a car, ridin’ in my mom’s car.
Ridin’ in a car, ridin’ in my mom’s car.
Ridin’ in a car, ridin’ in my mom’s car.
Ridin’ in a car, ridin’ in my mom’s car.
Section 3 - Coming Home:
Lawn mower sound effects along with footsteps, keys, and a bunch of animals in the backyard fighting each other as he comes home.
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2. |
Backyard Animals
02:33
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Look at those mice running from the cats
And look at those cats running from the dogs.
There’s a lot of chaos going in the backyard.
A lot of backyard animals running and screaming.
Of course we caused the madness and we still don’t care.
We’re technically ruling the entire backyard.
So come along and join us for the ride.
We’re telling you it’s gonna be a lot of fun.
Do you like this kind of music playing right now?
We specifically chose it for the topic today.
Greetings fellow human, how are you doing?
We actually do not care how you are feeling.
We see you haven’t showered for many weeks
And that you’ve been awake for more than 24 hours.
It doesn’t really matter what your health condition is
So we’re gonna kidnap you and turn you into a woman.
Don’t worry, it will last for a day.
After that, you will have to be part of our show.
You’ll be as yourself playing on the computer
So we can move with our plan we have in store.
You have to read the script and you’ll just be fine
Or we’re gonna have to kill you with the weapons we have.
We start filming on Tuesday which is in 2 days.
Tomorrow, you are gonna be what you wanted sometimes.
To be a woman in bondage with a gag.
We’re pretty sure you wanted that back in the past
Along with being a giant blueberry woman.
Good news, we’re gonna make that happen tomorrow.
So you better be prepared to be a helpless woman.
Your cheeks will swell up like Violet Beauregarde.
We want you to moan at the top of your lounges.
We feed off the fear and get turned on by that.
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3. |
Impostor
02:36
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(One person is behind it all. He's evil. He's the deceiver. Do not fall for the trick. He has already made people more selfish into not caring about projects they did with their sibling. He will make banger songs that’ll have extremely dark meanings. We need to stop him before it’s too late.)
I spit everywhere I go.
Whenever I feel like spitting, that’s where I would spit.
I would spit over balconies, including this one
So that his family will not appreciate the thing he’s done.
Obviously, he is trapped and I look exactly the way he looks.
Of course, I’m an impostor but no one would know.
We are not done with our agenda,
The war has just begun.
My minion John Beer, more known as “The French Bandit” escaped.
We told him that we don’t need him anymore.
We technically used him
To push our agenda even further.
Since we didn’t need him, we decided to shoot him.
Now, my new member who is also my wife
Will now be apart of our agenda
She will trick a lot of people and cook the ingredients.
(Guys!!!!! Stop getting distracted and go back to work! We have a long agenda ahead of us and we need to go through them all.)
She tricked a bunch of dudes to lust over her.
She can also cook really good food.
So I married her and asked her to join our team.
She accepted my request and now she’s cooking The Chip.
She’s helping me and Kobal with our agenda.
My twin brother is doing the technology stuff
To make me sound more like a human being
So we can fool everyone who will fall for it.
I’m pretty sure that I sound like a human being.
I also look like one.
More specifically like The Captain of The Battleship Crew
Because he sucks along with his sailors.
So I did a concert disguised as him
Playing all the songs on the series.
I performed them so loud that there were noise complaints
But I pretended not to notice that.
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Why do you want us to do this?
Because I want everyone to think that I am a good guy by revealing myself to the public.
Then, I’ll give them what they want until they realize that it’ll never truly satisfy them. *evil laugh*
Is anyone recording this?
I don’t think so.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
He mostly plays Roblox games on his computer,
Such as “Stop It, Slender!”, “Karma”, Escape the Night”.
He also plays games song-themed such as
“Battleship” and “The Mirror”.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
Hear me out, this sounds like an old song.
Easy to tell, if you know it or not.
Let me tell you, that it’s “The Ball Song” from the
Previous album called “The Battleship”.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
The captain’s on
The computer.
He’s surely on
The computer.
The song will end.
It will end soon.
I’ll finish it.
Let’s end it now.
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5. |
Frying Pan
03:26
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6. |
It Is Getting Darker
02:32
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It is getting darker.
It is getting darker.
It is getting darker. (Darker. Darker.)
It is getting darker. (Darker. Darker.)
It is almost dark now.
They are working on it.
They will trick a lot of people. (A lot of people)
They will trick a lot of people. (A lot of people)
They made the chip look like food.
They made it very edible.
They made it very tasty.
They made it look so colorful.
They don’t want you to know this.
I should be sleeping right now.
They’re making false propaganda.
I think they’re coming in now.
It is getting darker.
It is getting darker.
It is getting darker. (DARKER! DARKER!)
It is getting darker. (DARKER! DARKER!)
It is almost dark now.
They are working on it.
They will trick a lot of people. (A LOT OF PEOPLE!)
They will trick a lot of people. (A LOT OF PEOPLE!)
They added a lot of chemicals
That’ll make you lose all of your self-control.
It will make you act like a robot.
And you won’t even think for yourself.
The chip won’t last very long
Because we live in a temporary world.
If you take it, you’ll realize what you’ve done
When the chip expires at some point.
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7. |
Mystery
00:11
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8. |
Long
08:12
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Section 1 - The Startup:
The engine/machine starting up.
Section 2 - Pay Attention!:
Instrumental Music
Section 3 - The Distraction:
This is a very long song.
It has a handful of lyrics.
But it is not ending soon.
So I will just keep singing.
This is a very long song.
This is another lyric.
I think I should take a break.
So I can rest my vocals.
Section 4 - They’re Trying To Brainwash You!:
More Instrumental Music
Section 5 - Thank You For Waisting Your Time!:
This is a very long song.
I just got back from the break.
I had my food and my drinks.
So I can say more lyrics.
This is a very long song.
The song will end very soon.
I think I should end the song.
So let’s end it right now.
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9. |
Don't Take It
04:16
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(Try not to hold your breath, because you might possibly pass out. Don’t get distracted by the lyrics being portrayed in this song. They are distracting you from the truth of what’s really going on. So you have to be patient and bear with me, because the truth will be revealed very soon. It might not be what you want to hear, but it’s something you need to know.)
Here’s a song I decided to write.
A song about me just writing a song.
I hope you like the song I’m performing right now
Because I couldn’t think of other lyrics to write.
This was supposed to be instrumental
But the solo I wrote wasn’t long enough.
I’m talking about a synth solo I wrote
And the solo will come up very soon.
Now we are on verse 2.
I hope you are enjoying the song so far.
Now I’m gonna say some random words
‘Cause I have nothing else to say right now.
Roblox, SoundCloud, and other stuff.
I was looking at things on my computer.
The synth solo will come up very soon.
So I hope you enjoy the solo that I wrote.
(instrumental break with a synthesizer solo)
September 3rd, 2021.
That’s the date of when I wrote the lyrics.
July 31st, 2021.
That’s the date of when I wrote the composition.
The synth solo was very hard to make
Because it took a lot of hours to perfect the solo.
I couldn’t think of lyrics for a month.
Because I was working on other stuff.
The lyrics were finished on September 3rd.
The songs have been recently going this way.
First I started writing the composition,
Then I started writing the lyrics.
Usually after I finish the lyrics,
I start recording my vocals to the song.
I think this song coming to an end
So let’s finish it now and move on to the next one.
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11. |
Stick Figure Walking Man
03:53
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Section 1 - Trying to Escape:
(Dad is behind. Dad is behind. Dad is behind. Dad is behind.)
Section 2 - Here He Is:
Here is a walking man.
It is a stick figure walking man.
This is a walking man.
He is a stick figure walking man.
He’s a stick figure walking man
Livin’ in his 2 dimensional world.
He’s just walking and living life.
Like any normal human being would do.
He’s just minding his own business.
He’s not bothering anyone.
No one is bothering him.
He is just living his own life.
He sees that nothing is wrong with him
Or anyone else surrounding him.
I’m pretty sure he’s doing fine
‘Cause he’s a stick figure walking man.
Here is a walking man.
It is a stick figure walking man.
This is a walking man.
He is a stick figure walking man.
He’s a stick figure walking man
Livin’ in his 2 dimensional world.
He’s just walking and living life.
Like any normal human being would do.
He lives like a robot now.
His life really has been taken
By the creators who made the chip.
You know that it got sold worldwide.
Now that you ate it
We now have control of you.
You’ll soon regret it.
We will treat you like a robot.
Here is a walking man.
It is a stick figure walking man.
This is a walking man.
He is a stick figure walking man.
He’s a stick figure walking man
Livin’ in his 2 dimensional world.
He’s just walking and living life.
Like any normal human being would do.
Section 3 - We Now Control You:
(I am now like the stick figure walking man. I ate the chip. It tasted like bread, gum, chips, turkey burgers, turkey, pizza, cheerios, and pancakes. I am now under Cozbi Cresil’s control. I will now do whatever he says as long as he’s alive.)
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12. |
The Tango Dance
01:05
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13. |
I Need Water
01:36
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14. |
Sea Sharp
03:31
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15. |
It Is Getting Lighter
01:07
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It is getting lighter.
It is getting lighter.
It is getting lighter. (Lighter, lighter.)
It is getting lighter. (Lighter, lighter.)
It is almost daytime.
It is in the world now.
They have tricked a lot of people. (A lot of people.)
They have tricked a lot of people. (A lot of people.)
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16. |
Semi-Long
03:37
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This is a semi-long song.
It has a handful of lyrics.
But it is not ending soon.
So I will just keep singing.
This is a semi-long song.
I hope you did not take it.
It will make you lose all control.
And you won’t think for yourself.
This is a semi-long song.
The Garbage is a bad place.
The leader is Cozbi Cresil.
They have been brainwashing you.
This is a semi-long song.
We have to get out of here.
I think I should end the song.
So let’s end it right now.
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17. |
Molly Pitcher Highway
02:47
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18. |
The Garbage
07:13
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Section 1 - Welcome!:
Welcome to the place.
Everything is good here.
We like to welcome you
The The Garbage place.
We treat our customers great.
My name is Cozbi Cresil.
My wife is Gorgon Cresil.
My brother’s Kobal Cresil.
The three of us run the place.
My wife does the cooking.
My brother does the technology.
I am the master of them.
The Garbage is a good place.
We’re very glad that you’re here.
If you ever try to leave,
We’ll have to come for you.
Section 2 - Where Are You Going?:
I see you’re leaving.
Going so soon?
I think we’re gonna have to stay here
For a while.
Let’s have a chat
Talking one on one.
You know you can’t defeat me
When we make you lust over women.
Specifically bondage
And blueberry inflation fetish.
You know you can’t resist those
When you’ve been into them for years.
Thanks to my wife.
She’s been cooking the ingredients to make sure
That you keep lusting over women!
I’m aware of that Cozbi
But I’ve been documenting everything
That you’ve been hiding from everyone.
I see how you treat your guests.
I’m recording this right now
And gonna share it to the world.
(Seriously, you’re literally lying to everyone about everything. What lies are you talking about Really? You know what I’m talking about. Don’t act like they don’t exist.)
Section 3 - Preparation:
(instrumental)
Section 4 - Information:
Whenever you see his face on T.V.
Just make sure you turn it off immediately.
He’s gonna say a bunch of lies along with some truth
Because he wants to make sure he can fool all of you.
The people who know the truth
Will find ou what’s been going on behind the scenes.
The truth will be revealed very soon
So we need to keep our eyes open everytime.
Section 5 - Caught!:
Hello, how are you?
Everything’s going fine.
You don’t need to worry.
We’ve got it under control.
Oh no, we don’t lie.
What made you think of that?
I’m telling you we’re fine.
I think you should leave now.
What do you mean you won’t leave?
No you do not want it.
We made it to control you.
You won’t have your own free will.
(You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you. I’m pretty sure you know the rest since I’ve arrested you multiple times.)
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20. |
The Ending Song
02:11
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Nick Vasic
HULLO, my name is Nick Vasic. I purposely spelled "hello" that way because it's kind of a catchphrase on the internet. Anyway, I make different types content such as music, videos, films, series, etc. I've been making them since 2005 which was when I started. On here, you will find my albums. It's not all of them because my entire discography is on YouTube. ... more
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