This song is about a captain and his sailors on a mission to find the French Bandit who’s on the loose trying to take their goods, catch him, and get answers from him. Then, they got the answers. His name is “John” from France, he hates their country, and Troublemaker Nick (more popularly known as “Mr. Stairs”) sent him to the ship to try and destroy the captain’s life. Then, the bandit took the goods and tried to escape but the battleship crew caught him again and put him in prison.
lyrics
I am the french bandit.
I’ve come to steal your goods and kill you all.
There is a bandit
Who invaded our ship,
And he is on the loose.
We need to stop him, and get answers from him
Like his name, who sent him here, and stuff like that.
So we better stay focused on the bandit,
And find him around the ship
Because he’s doing something fishy that we don’t like.
We just found him and he has a gun.
He says he’s the French bandit.
He says wants to steal our goods and kill us all.
We don’t want that to happen so we should stop him now,
And catch him before it’s too late
Because he might very greedy.
So we should stop him right now.
We must stop him now,
And we must arrest him.
We must stop him.
We must stop him.
We just caught him.
We got the answers we needed.
He says his name is John,
And he claims that he’s from France.
He says he hates our country,
And he says that his is better.
But I disagree.
He says T.M.N. sent him here to try and destroy my life.
I’ve stopped T.M.N. before and I can do it again.
Later on, the French bandit took the goods, and tried to escape.
But unfortunately, we caught him again, and put him in prison.
I’m pretty sure that he will no longer be able to escape because
The security there will make sure that he, doesn’t do it again.
We have just stopped him,
And we have caught him.
We have caught him.
We have caught him.
credits
from The Battleship,
track released August 31, 2019
Lyrics written by Nick Vasic
Instrumental Track written and recorded by Josh Mancell, Mutato Muzika, Manfred Linzer, and Shin'en Multimedia
Instrumental Track mixed by PanManDan
Vocals recorded by Nick Vasic
The French Bandit Character was voiced by Tommy Maraboli
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